This post is an excerpt from Christiana’s excellent post on Medium. You can read about her full morning there.
5 AM: My alarm goes off. What kind of person chooses to wake up at 5 am on a SUNDAY to run a race in the frigid cold — which btw — SHE PAID MONEY FOR!?! This person. LET’S GO.
5:15: Thinking about how much I’d like to poop before I leave the house.
5:30: Still haven’t pooped.
5:31: Please body, please poop.
5:32: I poop.
(to read about the rest of Christiana’s day, check out her post on Medium)